Obligitory First Blog Post Post

So you made your way to my new blog, and to that I say thanks, but more importantly, I'm sorry. To reiterate my intro paragraph, but with a little more detail this time, there are a few things to be aware of:

1. I most likely will not proofread my posts, so feel free to correct me if you're that way. Feel free to laugh at me as well, there are no boundaries here besides, you know, decency. No foul language will be used from me, and I expect the same from anyone else.
2. I pretend to myself that people will actually read my blog and comment on every post about everything.
3. I don't have a train of thought, it's more of an ocean of thought that will not flow well, and that gets distracted and goes off onto new subjects before finishing the previous thought.
4. I'm basically a woman in that I'm a baby, a wuss, a pansy, and whatever else fits the bill.
5. I tend to use sarcasm alot, but I also pretend to use sarcasm to make it seem like I'm not as mean as I actually am. Good luck trying to tell the difference. Moral of the story, please take no offence to whatever you read.
6. I'm writing these in a manner that may scare some off. Good. Leave. Oh. You're still here? Good. I welcome your presence. Thanks.
7. I think I'm funny, when I don't really know if I am or not.
8. My diet is retarded, so 40-60% of this blog may or may not be related to milk, coffee, red meat, cola beverages, bacon, and poop. I do not apologize for this.
9. I welcome you to challenge my posts with your own thoughts or ideas, though, revert to #2 for this part, and I guess #8 because I mentioned 'Number 2' already.
10. This is my first blog, and I don't know how to blog. Bear with me and my writing.

To those still reading, I commend thee, and wish I could give you your time back. I have always wanted to make a blog because I don't do much with my time and for some reason talking to nobody, hoping that I get creeped on by the internet weirdos, seemed fun and worthwhile. Mostly because I prefer silence, and conversation, both at the same time, so a blog gives me the ability to say everything I want to say, without anybody harassing me while I say it (but I expect harassment after of course), yet remain quiet and relaxed.

11. Oh. Making this blog was probably a random impulse because I read a friends blog and was like, 'I MUST DO THIS!!' Because of this, there is a good chance I will not want to continue with my blogging experience after this essay. We'll see.

12. So I just ran a spell check, the most I'll ever do in the way of proofreading, and they want me to capitalize 'internet.' Pffft.


Until next time...
Matt