Quick, non-post worthy comments.

-Notice that the lightning strikes right on 'Blog' in my title. I wish I could say I did this on purpose.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Quick Congrats

Just got a message today that contained some serious information in it. My old roommate finally got engaged to the girl he met freshman year. My excitement is both fueled by happiness and also with anger, smite, malice, everything else the bible says not to be, and jealousy. Our bromance will make it though this.

But really, anybody who knows these two know that this is long over due, so again, yay to them!

Until next time...

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Learning

Instead of sleeping, I have been trying to figure out what I'm doing here, but keep getting distracted by those stupid fish. You can feed them and make them go from one end of the tank to the next, over, and over, and over. I kinda want to see them vomit...but then I may vomit. So no.

In my quest to figure out EVERYTHING I can do here, I must use this entry to post different stuff, like pictures, videos, websites, and whatever else I can find. Here it goes...

Need a Computer Game to Steal Your Soul?

Actually, if you want to sign up, which you don't want to, then go here and get me some free stuff:

Free League of Legends Goodies for Matt

Next, I must share an epic picture. Hmm...How about the dream drumset I made for myself 5 or so years ago that I will never be able to afford:
So pretty :)

And now, since everyone is in this weird Harlem Shake craze, Oregon State University made their own video, and I actually think it's one of the best out there. But I could be biased.
Please watch responsibly. The song is actually on Spotify, and I find myself dancing to it all the time. This is the only song that promotes the worst, most horrible dancing as good.

Jump Break??

Obligitory First Blog Post Post

So you made your way to my new blog, and to that I say thanks, but more importantly, I'm sorry. To reiterate my intro paragraph, but with a little more detail this time, there are a few things to be aware of:

1. I most likely will not proofread my posts, so feel free to correct me if you're that way. Feel free to laugh at me as well, there are no boundaries here besides, you know, decency. No foul language will be used from me, and I expect the same from anyone else.
2. I pretend to myself that people will actually read my blog and comment on every post about everything.
3. I don't have a train of thought, it's more of an ocean of thought that will not flow well, and that gets distracted and goes off onto new subjects before finishing the previous thought.
4. I'm basically a woman in that I'm a baby, a wuss, a pansy, and whatever else fits the bill.
5. I tend to use sarcasm alot, but I also pretend to use sarcasm to make it seem like I'm not as mean as I actually am. Good luck trying to tell the difference. Moral of the story, please take no offence to whatever you read.
6. I'm writing these in a manner that may scare some off. Good. Leave. Oh. You're still here? Good. I welcome your presence. Thanks.
7. I think I'm funny, when I don't really know if I am or not.
8. My diet is retarded, so 40-60% of this blog may or may not be related to milk, coffee, red meat, cola beverages, bacon, and poop. I do not apologize for this.
9. I welcome you to challenge my posts with your own thoughts or ideas, though, revert to #2 for this part, and I guess #8 because I mentioned 'Number 2' already.
10. This is my first blog, and I don't know how to blog. Bear with me and my writing.

To those still reading, I commend thee, and wish I could give you your time back. I have always wanted to make a blog because I don't do much with my time and for some reason talking to nobody, hoping that I get creeped on by the internet weirdos, seemed fun and worthwhile. Mostly because I prefer silence, and conversation, both at the same time, so a blog gives me the ability to say everything I want to say, without anybody harassing me while I say it (but I expect harassment after of course), yet remain quiet and relaxed.

11. Oh. Making this blog was probably a random impulse because I read a friends blog and was like, 'I MUST DO THIS!!' Because of this, there is a good chance I will not want to continue with my blogging experience after this essay. We'll see.

12. So I just ran a spell check, the most I'll ever do in the way of proofreading, and they want me to capitalize 'internet.' Pffft.


Until next time...
Matt